‘Yes Sex Please We’re British!’ sounds like something Borat would write on his Tinder profile after successfully achieving UK citizenship from a small boat. Actually, it is the title of a bizarre new campaign launched by the obscure Labour backbench MP Samantha Niblett, riffing upon a low-budget 1973 comedy film, No Sex Please, We’re British!, in which Ronnie Corbett plays a bank clerk who sends off for a mail-order calculator but receives a package of illegal hardcore Swiss pornography by mistake. Niblett says she wants to make 2026 “the Summer of Sex” and banish previous national reticence to talk about sensual matters by flooding Westminster with a large display of novelty dildos provided by the sex-aid company LoveHoney. Isn’t one Black Rod in the building already enough?

Niblett proclaims this is all about the entire country “taking control of our patriotism, about taking control of our Britishness and not feeling ashamed” of our genitalia. Niblett certainly isn’t “ashamed” of her own non-private parts, telling reporters she began using pornography aged 10, today being a particular fan of the adult website MakeLoveNotPorn, which is full of “messy” content that “helps you cum”. This is good, says Niblett, as “masturbation is good for your health”, preventing stress and prostate cancer. The original Summer of Sam sounded less disturbing than this new one.

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