Is your butt so sexy that you feel the need to share it with the world? I mean, do you pack it in tight spandex or sweat pants and parade it around in public, like say Wal-Mart?

So you have to put a label on it like this lady, so that everyone will understand? What is it with humans and their desire to parade around with a big butt? Is the couch really that comfortable that you need to make it a life long goal to mush it all up and make it baggy and saggy?

I wanna know, because I am a skinny little Giraffe, and to me, it is something that concerns me. I mean, if one of those huge butts ever sat on me, the crack might save me, but… well you know… it is kind of uncomfortable to consider it!

Big butts are something that every smaller animal needs to be concerned with, and thus I avoid couches entirely. In doing so, I do not watch TV either, so as not to risk an encounter with a big butt sandwich situation. However, when I see one wiggling around in public, I think to myself ‘What is it with the big butt thing?’ I mean, it is really that sexy?

Big butts seem to me to be a troublesome byproduct of too much eating, and relaxation.  However, it could be a contest of some secret society that I am not clued into yet.  Not given the conspiracy thing on this much thought… Anyway, it seems like it is trending in America to have a massive backend, or am I missing something?

Let me know what you think by commenting on this blog.  Is your butt so sexy that you feel you need to share it with the world?

About Toodles G. Raffe

I am a Giraffe with radical views about the world. I do not expect to get into heaven without picking the lock, so if God is watching, the least I can do is be entertaining. View all posts by Toodles G. Raffe