The world has spent the last two weeks on fire.

The city of Tehran looks like something from Dande’s inferno while Behruit, Lebanon has suffered a similar fate at the hands of the World’s most moral army. 

The cities of Israel have also taken a pounding but sharing footage of that is punishable by five years imprisonment, so not so easy to come by. 

Nothing says “nothing to see here” quite like threatening people with imprisonment for sharing footage of the nothing. ’

On the face of it, the war isn’t going to plan for the Epstein class, as Trump’s approval rating has collapsed into the gutter like a bridesmaid on a hen do, with US casualties mounting in a foreign war Trump promised would never happen on his watch, and the Epstein files refusing to disappear from the public mind. 

Trump is clearly rattled, and his increasingly incoherent press conference ramblings are beginning to resemble the good old days of the senile sniffer, Joe Biden. 

His base has all but collapsed as the masses are finally catching on to the realities of Donald Trump. 

The realities that when previously pointed out, were having us called ‘Blackpilled’ or suffering from ‘Trump derangement syndrome’ are now as clear as the fake tan on the orange man’s face. 

Trump is quickly realising that he’s been played, and will eventually be thrown to the wolves. 

Another useful idiot president tossed aside like a punctured sex doll, when the ultra-zionist neocon war hawks are done passing it round. 

The pretence that this war was about freeing the Iranian people, or eradicating terrorism, was dismantled on day one, as the USA committed a heinous act of terrorism, killing over 160 Iranian school girls aged between 7 and 12 years old, by firing tomahawk missiles at their school, not once but twice. 

The mass graves of children show the west not as a beacon of democracy, but of authoritarianism, mass murder and demonic conquest. 

When probed on the USA’s responsibility for the strikes, Trump suggested that tomahawk missiles are generic and common among all militaries. 

That, like most of the things that come out of Donald’s pursed lips was a lie. 

Only four other nations purchase these missiles from the US, and none of those nations are, as it stands, involved in the conflict. 

But then I suppose when you make your mouth look like a dog’s bum hold every time you speak, it’s only fitting that more often than not, dog crap comes out. 

Trump is on the back foot as he is now quickly realising what we all knew weeks ago. 

The two special envoys Trump sent to Tehran to judge whether Iran was developing a weapon and could pose a threat to the US, Steve Witkoff and Trump’s own son in law Jared Kushner, were in fact there on behalf of Israel, with the sole intention of fooling the US President into greenlighting Iraq war mark two. 

If only there had been a clue that these two weren’t working with the USA’s best interests at heart. 

Another Roman wall licker, Lindsay Graham admitted on air that he had been regularly travelling to Israel and had been coaching Benjamin Netanyahu on how to convince Trump to sign off on Israel’s war for the Greater Israel Project. 

If that wasn’t bad enough, Graham took to Fox News to say to Americans opposing the war, that he’s ‘not with them”, he’s “with Israel”. 

Good to know. 

I mean, we already knew, but it’s always nice to get confirmation. 

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